Please join No Agenda knights, producers, and douche-bags to celebrate Abe leaving the Bay Area to bring the Law to the cursed earth of the Central Valley. Festivities will be held at the Duke of Edinburgh Pub in Cupertino.

I am heartbroken today, but would really like to connect with the No Agenda community to celebrate John and all the joy, humor, and knowledge that he brought to us over the years. Let's get together at the Barley Oak on the Mandeville lakefront and raise a glass to JCD and everything he contributed to the world in his lifetime. -Dame Rachel

Calling all Calgarian Dames, Knights and producers. It's not at all required that you to be an employer who'd prefer to hire from the No Agenda producers pool rather than sift through resumes with pronouns listed, but it'd sure be nice. I'm Melvin_Gibstein, selected album artist of No Agenda episodes #809, 928, 931, 934, 937 and 944. Maybe you're in a position to make better use of my talents than the StuporStore meat department.