Gather round and meet some fellow slaves. Costumes will be ridiculed.
Let's gather 'round and be merry before the dark winter of death ahead!
Let's gather together and celebrate another dark winter of death and sickness with fellow slaves!
Drop by and discuss the distractions while chatting with smart and handsome folks.
Let's celebrate the upcoming PEAK of hurricane season with good times and loaded cheese fries. Bring your favorite spook!
Get ready for the ROCKening that is the pumpkin spice season with us: Stay safe! (Halloween costumes are mocked.)
Gather round and conspire with your fellow slaves. Remember: connection is protection! Stay safe!