You are the biggest BEACH!

Montrose Beach, Chicago, IL

Come one, come all, to the biggest beach in the city, Montrose Ave lakefront!

All Dames, Sir’s, Baronet’s named Tony and all subsequent slaves are to meet at a picnic-like set-up on the grass near “The Dock” on Montrose Beach. Look for three balloons (33 would be a bit much, we don’t want to float away).  We will try to be near/under some trees for sun coverage.

You can eat or get food from The Dock, and there are public bathrooms. There is a bar there but you cannot take drinks off their property. We’re expecting discreet containers as most of the picnic-ers in the area always drinking but people are laid back.

What to bring: positive attitudes, camping chairs, blankets, drinks, food, tent, bathing suit and towel if you want to go swimming, sun gear (hat, lotion, etc), outdoor games, party favors, good stories.

What to leave at home: loser attitudes, triggered little bitches who have no idea what the show is about and douche bags.

There is a lot of parking but it can get filled up so feel free to park in some of the lots to the north or in the neighborhoods, take the bus over, or bike!

We are a fun, local group who has thrown a number of these over the past year, like at Reggies.