Happy 4/20 Born Day to me; Darrius Unity!

Please come; one and all. Gifts not required by any means.

Please do bring a lawn-chair; plenty of water; and/or a fellow Gitmo Nation citizen. Also, snacks; “cupcakes”; and near-beer (i.e. O’Doul’s; Heineken/Budweiser/Stella Artois 0.0’s; and/or Athletic Brewing Co.) highly encouraged.

We will be near one of the Ellipse visitor’s pavilion (restrooms); & a Metro station entrance (public transit option). This is my first time hosting; so please cut me some slack!

Lastly, mad cool points to any/everyone who assists in putting this shindig on. Be it a banner; carpooling; and/or invitation wise.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. One Love; blessings/favor; and peace out.