Denver-Area Olympic Amygdala Shrinking Heat @6:30 pm MT

Competing virtually in this year’s amygdala shrinking heat, the indentured competitors of Denver, Colorado, will shock the world with the quick and complete nature of their amygdala shrinkage. Known for being the only winter and summer Olympic event, the amygdala shrinking heat has been a staple since its inception by the great Diogenes of Greece

Records will be demolished and legends will be made.