Denver Area MANDATORY Bug Buffet Binge @6:30pm MT

Supreme mayor Michael Cockinhand has ORDERED that you attend the Denver Area Mandatory Bug Buffet Binge. All violators will be subjected to medical experimentation and subconscious amygdala attacks.

Religious exemptions may be submitted to SuperstitionDept@biggov.skynet and will be reviewed by our team of empath atheists as soon as we want to do so.

All mandates hurt your government more than they hurt you.