Dead Guys have No Agendas in Nederland, CO

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Calling all producers (who pass as living) to a Bloody Dead Woman Bar (aka Bloody Maries) on Saturday morning before the Frozen Dead Guy Parade and Coffin Races. The house we are renting is a close walk, and we have the line for the VIP taxi driver and will bribe him to give folks a lift if needed!

We have asked the VIP if they have a place/room we can meet at the festival grounds, so the location may change if it’s a better fit. Text the Damsel of Distressed Jeans, aka the MomVarda, at 303-519-5685 for delayed responses anytime. Daddy Dukes aka JayJay is at 469-298-9642 if you prefer out of state area codes.

Easy link to events schedule: https://frozendeadguydays.com/2022-event-schedule/